The Church of Scientology’s luxury motor vessel Freewinds is the site of the special OT Hollow Earth Convention. Featuring New OTVIII Mr. Tom Cruise, the OT Hollow Earth convention answers very specific […]
A big OTVIIIisGrrr8! shout out to the IAF Team and Livia Scott!
“The time is now people,” said Thetan Commander Tom Cruise of Scientology Zeta RTC Corps VIII. “Scientology is under attack by the Marcabian Implanter Forces of A&E and its Scientology and the […]
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on by the imminent broadcast of HBO’s Going Clear. “The rageaholic 65-year-old cult had been slinging mud […]
The KCET Rental Television receives only one RTC-approved broadcast channel: Scientology Media Productions. The KCET B&W Rental Television can be rented monthly for $1995. Rental color televisions are $2995 per month. The […]
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“The new Egress Rundown is the ultimate recovery of lost tech that puts you in charge of your eternity!” gushed Flag spokesman Ken Delusion.” “Fully ninety-dimensional and epic, the Egress Rundown is […]
“Flag Land Base has gone criminal!” declared Senior International Ecclesiastical Sec Checker and Interim IJC Captain Davis Jackinov. “Fleet Admiral Miscavige entrusted Flag to forward command intention with our new 21st century […]
“We in the Church of Scientology wish to point out that planets don’t clear themselves,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Clearing costs money as do Ideal Orgs, dissemination centers, hyperbaric implanting chambers, […]
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