Battlefield Earth: Shelly Battles Terl!
Heroes of OSA Statue Garden Unveiled at Flag!
For their unflagging devotion in lying, breaking up families, destroying the free speech of others, and engaging in psychotic Fair Game actions in defense of COB RTC David Miscavige, the “Heroes of […]
COB secret meeting for Karen
A secret RTC meeting in which COB RTC David Miscavige is briefed about the many successes of Karen de la Carriere. Video scripted by the mad genius dandyofwarhols1.
Church of Scientology Sues Alex Gibney and HBO; Demands Return of Going Clear Emmy’s to Rightful Winner David Miscavige
Speaking at a packed press conference at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood, CO OSA Int Statistics Captain Holotta Delusion declared, “Following a thorough investigation, we in OSA have determined the correct WHY […]
Scientology’s Enemies “Out Exchange” on Fair Game!
“While reviewing cash flow numbers today, Captain David Miscavige expressed vague unease at the one hundred million dollars in parishioner money being spent each month on Fair Game and lawyers,” declared Scientology […]
Why the Church of Scientology Full Page Ads Attacking Alex Gibney Failed
The full-page ads failed miserably. Why? We in RTC conducted brutal all-night sec checks on OSA personnel and have obtained the following confession. We are making this confession public for all members […]
Church of Scientology Las Vegas Takes to the Streets!
The panicked call came into the Church of Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs: SP’s are meeting in Las Vegas to have fun! As we in RTC oppose fun, a short and precise […]
The IAS Bridge to Total Patronage
“If you did the OT Levels and became confused or stalled, well you’re not alone!” declared COB RTC David Miscavige. “The Bridge to Total Freedom has never been properly understood due to […]
Alert! Urgent! Office of Special Affairs Recruiting! Join NOW NOW NOW!
“All hands emergency: The Office of Special Affairs is on an urgent recruit cycle to bring some new bodies into the most badly overworked area in the Church.” “We’ve entered an entirely […]
Church of Scientology Suffers a Panic Attack!
Church of Scientology Suffers a Panic Attack. Rushed to the Emergency Room. Prognosis not good.
