The truth can now be told: Mike Pence is Q! Mike Pence proved elusive as the social media psychological warfare operative Q because, in his everyday life, he effected a bland white […]
The Truth Can Now Be Told: Mike Pence is Q!
Scientology’s A Team Ready to Clear the Planet
Scientologists Greta Van Susteren, David Miscavige, Louis Farrakhan, and Tom Cruise stand ready to engage in Fair Game, Disconnection, and using all other Scientology Technology to clear the planet and build a […]
Rush Limbaugh: I am a Scientologist and Have Been For 25 Years!
Radio host Rush Limbaugh publicly announced on his show today that he has been a Scientologist since 1991 and credited the Church of Scientology with his success. “Greta Van Susteren and her […]
David Miscavige Declares: Meteor Swarms Caused by SP Attacks on the Church of Scientology!
Speaking today from the Religious Technology Center Observatory in Commerce, California, COB RTC David Miscavige declared that the swarms of meteors savaging the Earth are caused by wogs attacking the Church of […]
Pope David Miscavige to Lead the Catholic Church!
Church of Scientology leader David Miscavige has irrevocably declared himself Pope Miscavige and will become the Vicar of Christ on Earth during the Papal coronation ceremony to be held at the Vatican […]
Scientology Project Celebrity 2013
In his latest OOD’s (Orders of the Day), Scientology Fleet Admiral David Miscavige announced Scientology Project Celebrity 2013. In the words of Fleet Admiral Miscavige, “The goal of Scientology Project Celebrity 2013 […]
Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise Denies All Allegations of Abuse, Criminality, Etc.
Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise recently addressed billions of Scientologists globally concerning the wave of recent attacks on COB RTC David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology. Speaking from the resplendent and […]
Scientology and the Super Bowl
We in the Church of Scientology had planned for months and had everything in place when our big multimillion dollar ad played during the big wog football game called the Super Bowl. […]
The Church of Scientology: Religious Prisons Are Legal and Necessary!
We in the Church of Scientology wish to make it clear that our religious prison located at the Church’s International Base (Int Base) in San Jacinto, California is a place of uncompromising […]
Scientology Announces Its One Billionth Clear!
We in RTC are pleased to announce that the Church of Scientology has made its one billionth Clear! Her name is Sarah Palin and she is the former Governor of Alaska. We […]
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