File under: You can’t make this stuff up! The Church of Scientology and its members frequently deliver bigotry, racism, vulgarity, profanity, footbullets, and stupidity on a silver platter. No one needs to […]
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Conditional Holiday Greetings from the Church of Scientology
Church of Scientology Conditional Holiday Greetings (Please read, fill in your name, date, and then sign and return to your nearest Church of Scientology in the postage-paid return envelope) We in the […]
Billy Joe Bumpus Named 2015 Power FSM of the Year
New OT VII Billy Joe Bumpus of Glendale, California was named Power FSM of the year. “Billy Joe disseminated Scientology to 1.759 billion people of Earth, thus beating Tom Cruise’s old record […]
Captain David Miscavige Orders the “OT Obesity Epidemic” Terminatedly Handled
“Captain David Miscavige has ordered the ‘OT Obesity Epidemic’ in the Church of Scientology terminatedly handled,’” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Accordingly, Captain Miscavige has appointed Captain Stayta Kleer as Obesity Dictator. […]
Hollywood Director David Miscavige to Release Film Called “Going Clear: Scientology and the Bridge to Total Movie Stardom”
David Miscavige is many things: Global ecclesiastical leader, scholar, humanitarian, acclaimed orator, auteur, inventor, interior decorator, empire builder, billionaire, and now he is set to show the world his impressive talents […]
David Miscavige Receives IRS 35 Year Service Award
In a private ceremony today in Washington DC, IRS special undercover agent David Miscavige received a gold watch and a distinguished employee award in recognition of his 35 years of service. The […]
The Real Story Behind Empty Scientology Orgs
Scientology bitter defrocked apostates are quick to talk about Scientology Orgs being empty — and they are indeed empty. Even the downstat, non-Ideal, and prison-like Orgs such as Brighton are empty: What […]
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Filthy Godless Russian Communists Attack Church of Scientology
Godless Russian leader and SP Vladamir Putin today attacked the Scientology religion. It happened in Moscow when Putin had his kangaroo court rule that Scientology is a business and not the world’s […]
Breaking News: Xenu Located in Hemet, California
Evil galactic spacelord Xenu has been located today in Hemet, California. Posing as the ecclesiastical leader of Scientology, the cosmic tyrant is considered mentally unhinged and dangerous. Citizens are warned not to […]
