L. Ron Hubbard, Philadelphia Doggerel Congress, 1955: “The Obscene Rodent is a sleazy old degraded being on the wholetrack. This fellow is very used up and dissipated and so is naturally attracted […]
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Scientologists Ordered to Evacuate Los Angeles!
“The news of the lawsuit against David Miscavige and now HowdyCon has caused the ambient entheta levels to skyrocket in Los Angeles! Peak entheta readings of ten trillion kiloton light year […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Steals Pig; Flees Hemet
“Scientology leader David Miscavige stole a pig from a local farm today and is believed headed south towards Mexico.” said Sheriff Ned Forotees of Hemet. “Mr. MIscavige was carrying a backpack stuffed […]
Obituary: Justin Bieber (1994-2019)
Justin Bieber, 25, of Upstate New York, Canada, succumbed to injuries he suffered in the octagon during a sanctioned fight with actor Tom Cruise, 89, of Clearwater, Florida. “It was the 1,000 […]
Tom Cruise: Remember Justin Bieber, You Wanted This!
Justin Bieber: Tom Cruise will hurt you and your friends. He is a very dangerous Super OT Octagon Fighter. I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you […]
It’s a Psych World After All
$88 billion dollars a year in Psych drug sales! “We in Scientology are in our 20th consecutive year of a massive statcrash and the future looks grim. Meanwhile, money continues to flood […]
Scientologists Fred & Estella Mertz Oppose Bigoted Attacks on Scientology Funded by Big Pharma
Scientologists are speaking out against bigotry. Scientologists Fred and Estella Mertz joined Scientology OT VIII Christiana Michael to protest the attacks on Scientology that are funded by Big Pharma. Please join in […]
John Travolta Stars in the Fanatic
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s New Year’s Eve Message to Scientologists
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s New Year’s Eve Message to Scientologists is being played on Scientology TV to remind all of us that credit card fraud in the Orgs, measles, etc. are […]
Why L. Ron Hubbard Was Not Able to Predict the Internet
Wog haters often taunt we in Scientology because our Founder “Ron” (his Earth name) was unable to foresee or predict the internet and the damage it would do to Scientology. Now […]
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