RTC Commander Svetlana Yuriev of the IAS Upgraded Patrons Yabbering Organization United R6’ers (IAS UP YOURS) today reminded all Scientologists of the single most vital planetary-changing datum: “IAS Donations give 47x more […]
Social Betterment Dictator Mr. Igor Bludoggian today declared Narconon a suppressive activity and group. “The disgusting and filthy group of Psych-infested wholetrack criminals known as Narconon has brought the Church of Scientology […]
“With all of the attacks on the Church of Scientology lately, Captain Miscavige needs more money now than ever before,” declared Dr. Eldon Weiner of the IAS Emergency Broadcast Network. “The fact […]
“The recent IAS couples bowling tournament here at Theta Lanes was a smashing success,” gushed ED IAS Bowling Operations Dr. Eldon Weiner. “And while this was a competitive tournament, COB didn’t count […]
Thanks to the superhuman efforts of Church of Scientology parishioners everywhere, COB RTC David Miscavige today declared Super Power a done. This is amazing news! In a statement from an undisclosed location, […]
