We in RTC note that Grant Cardone’s got a gun and looks quite unhinged and maniacal. Has his whole world come undone? What did his massive debt load do?
“The Perseverance rover was scouting the Marcabian between-lives implanting stations on Mars when it discovered a 75 million year old Scientology e-meter,” said NASA Rover Director Ken Delusion. “Follow the science,” Delusion […]
Chris Latvala, an eminently mediocre member of the Florida House of Representatives, has been awarded the Scientology Lap Dog of the Month for his spirited defense of Scientology. “We in Scientology were […]
TOP SECRETTO: COBFROM: FSSORE: FREEWINDS END CYCLE PROGRAM Dear Sir, We have mocked up a train tunnel. We then laid train tracks down and routed them onto the main line train tracks […]
With production shut down in London on Mission Impossible 52: The Same Old Plot, Tom Cruise flew to Hollywood to star in an episode of Scientology TV. In this episode Tom Cruise […]
“Where LRH got it so wrong,” said Grant Cardone, “is that he was stuck in the win of his old St. Hill sized Org. LRH never said, ‘Hey, we need to have […]
Dear Diary, That talentless wog karaoke singer Lady Gaga sung the national anthem at the phony inauguration for the stolen election. If truth had prevailed over lies, it would have been me […]
The My Pillow Guy Cracks Under Scientology Sec Checking; Admits to Placing Brainwashing & Listening Devices Into Every My Pillow Ever Sold!
MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell was caught by the media plotting a martial law takeover of America. Lindell had planned to hand over the blueprints for his diabolical treachery to outgoing […]
The truth can now be told: Mike Pence is Q! Mike Pence proved elusive as the social media psychological warfare operative Q because, in his everyday life, he effected a bland white […]