“We in RTC have found direct evidence that Big Pharma sabotaged the neural network we implant into OT III’s,” said Inspector General Tech Mr. Ken Delusion. “We found the Sike Virus A […]
Scientology Announces Recall of OT III’s
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David Miscavige for President in 2020
The “David Miscavige for President in 2020” movement received additional impetus today from the millions of Detroiters who were honored that Mr. Miscavige opened a badly-needed Scientology Ideal Org in their community. […]
The Watchtower Bible & Scientology Society
Unfairly persecuted and attacked for being greedy and soul-destroying cults that protect sexual predators and are led by insane and vicious leaders, the Church of Scientology and the Watchtower Bible & Tract […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige: Wild Card Last Minute Nominee for US Supreme Court!
“Scientology leader Generalissimo David Miscavige has placed his name before the US Senate as a wild-card-last-minute nominee to be next Justice to the Supreme Court,” said Scientology VP of Public Affairs Mr. […]
Scientology Erects Safety Fences Around All Orgs to Protect Scientologists
Scientology Security Minister Mr. Dag Diego today confirmed that safety fences have been erected around all Scientology Orgs. “This has been done to protect Scientologists,” said Commander Diego. “Scientology can ill afford […]
Allen Stanfield aka Alanzo Has a Serious Medical Condition!
“Allen Stanfield aka the shitposter ‘Alanzo’ has a very bad medical condition in which is head is permanently lodged up his ass,” said Dr. Shirley Dye of the Hollywood Religious Hospital. “Allen […]
Scientologist Don Dissemination Robs Banks to Pay for his Bridge & IAS Statuses — Part II
Scientology OT VIII and IAS Premier Luminary Don Dissemination was in a cold sweat. He’d just robbed a bank at gunpoint and was fleeing the scene. As Don rounded the curve in […]
