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“In a revolutionary breakthrough for the ages,” said Dr. Ken Delusion, “New OT10 James Swope-Covington caustively dropped his body, died, and was pulled into an Afterlife Implanting Station on Mars!” “Whereupon, he […]
The United Chemtrail Workers (UCW) today announced it is suing QAnon for making slanderous and libelous claims that chemtrails are spreading Covid. “This is an outrage against the United Chemtrail Workers,” declared […]
Having received information that the New York Times planned to publish its bombshell story this Sunday revealing that David Miscavige is a Communist agent who was sent into sabotage Scientology in 1976, […]
We in Scientology hasten to point out that while Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are not presently on course in Scientology, they are still stealth Scientologists. Will Smith’s Scientology training was vividly […]
We in Scientology mail out massive amounts of mail everyday. Our mail stream is a nonstop deluge of endless pleas beseeching people for money. Buy a book; take a course; go Clear; […]
We in RTC have a specific policy in place to properly resign from the Church of Scientology. The process begins on the second Tuesday of each month at our Interzone Org on […]
Los Angeles Rams spokesperson Dick Slagle said the Rams organization credits Scientology’s effective tools for life and livingness with their Super Bowl win. “Scientology taught the Rams what the Third Dynamic means […]
While decontaminating an ordinary wog church in Hollywood with Decon 7, Sea Org member Ricardo Echevarria was stunned to see an apparition of L. Ron Hubbard appear in the Decon 7 fog. […]
Scientology Supreme Ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige declared today that Facebook’s stock price collapse was due to the social media giant allowing years and decades of attacks upon Scientology. Mr. Miscavige called upon […]
Retired football player Tom Brady turned down Scientology’s $5,000 cash offer to do a one-hour Scientology promotional video. Mr. Brady apparently thinks he has so much money he can turn down $5,000 […]
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