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1. COB’s joy in life is his daily go cart ride at 3:00 PM. Please ensure that COB’s go cart has been oiled, lubed, white gloved, sanitized, and fueled properly. Nothing is […]
General Ernesto Ruiz of the National Police was exceedingly displeased with the small and paltry gift from the IAS. “$10 million dollars from Captain Miscavige? That’s all? This pig snout of a […]
“During his address to the US Congress, an extremely ungrateful President Biden failed to thank Scientology leader David Miscavige for saving humanity from violence, terrorism, drugs, and all of the other factors […]
“Big Pharma will spend $11.25 billion in advertising in 2021,” Scientology TV CEO Ken Delusion explained. “And given the massive statcrash we at Scientology TV have experienced since the day we first […]
We in RTC have identified Tom Cruise as the hidden SP who tried to run over L. Ron Hubbard with a freight locomotive on Venus. Tom Cruise is the hidden SP and […]
Who can forget Scientologist and actor Denice Duff’s star turn as Michelle Morgan in the 1994 classic Bloodlust: Subspecies III? Even as vampire-undead-zombie, Denice’s skin was radiant: And now Denice Duff is […]
David Miscavige was arrested today by the FBI in a predawn raid on his secret compound in Texarkana, Texas. Miscavige, 61, was charged with 11,822 assorted felonies and an additional 18,628 misdemeanors. […]
“The Freewinds was steaming through the Suez Canal to deliver the OT levels to millions of Muslims in the Middle East clamoring for Scientology,” explained Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “The Muslim world […]
“White men who smoked cigarettes, embezzled money, and knew how to make women keep their big mouths shut and obey the rules is what made the Church of Scientology great in the […]
We in RTC note that Grant Cardone’s got a gun and looks quite unhinged and maniacal. Has his whole world come undone? What did his massive debt load do?
