After decades of insisting that the Psychs, the Illuminati, the Vatican, the CIA, and the Freemasons are engaged in a plot to steal Scientology’s Tech, David Miscavige is highly insulted by the […]
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Scientologists Refuse to Shelter in Place. Take to the Streets to Body Route Wogs into Orgs
With the Church of Scientology’s income having crashed to minus zero, Church leader David Miscavige ordered all Scientologists in America out on the streets. “The job of all Scientologists is to body […]
Church of Scientology Offers to Dispose of Your Dangerous Contaminated Cash As a Free Public Service
“Cash is trash,” declared Scientology money hygiene expert Ken Delusion. “Cash is so very dangerous and contaminated these days that it can literally kill you on contact.” “For this reason, we in […]
Secret Psych Implanter Elon Musk Lures Tom Cruise into a Space Trap!
Q: How does a Psych capture a mighty thetan like Tom Cruise? A: Space Secret Psych Implanter Elon Musk has lured Tom Cruise into a trap by offering him a ride into […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Receives a Solid Gold Toilet for His 60th Birthday
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige received a $5 million dollar solid gold toilet from the Sea Org as an acknowledgement of all that he has done for the Church of Scientology. Mr. […]
Mystery of High Speed UFO Tracked by US Navy Solved
US Navy F-18 Super Hornets tracked a mysterious UFO recently. A follow up investigation determined that the aerial vehicle was Scientology leader David Miscavige fleeing the service of subpoena in several cases […]
Scientology Chairman David Miscavige Stands Ready to Take Over North Korea
With Kim Jong Un dead or nearly dead as reported, Scientology Chairman David Miscavige today announced that he is ready to take over North Korea. “My decades of leading Scientologists into crushing […]
Grant Cardone’s Latest Revelation: “I’m the Leader of a Secret Martian Sex Cult!”
Grant Cardone revealed today in an Instagram video that he has long been the leader of a secret Martian Sex Cult. “I have my 10x Martian sex slave bitches serving me hourly,” […]
The UN Hires Scientology Leader David Miscavige to Fix the Global Economic Crisis
“The UN has hired Mr. David Miscavige to solve the world’s economic disaster,” said Scientology spokesperson Ken Delusion. “Mr. Miscavige has outlined his seven point plan using LRH business technology to implement […]
Say Yes to Scientology! Say No to Deadly Vaccines!
It is a proven fact that only Scientology can help you. Vaccines are full of deadly dead viruses and are designed by the Communist-Chinese-controlled World Health Organization to kill everyone in the […]
