We in RTC Legal are hereby advising the Los Angeles Superior Court (and all courts) that DAVID MISCAVIGE is a legal fiction. As the executor of the estate of the legal fiction […]
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The Time Xenu Escaped from His Electronic Mountain Prison!
Due to Scientology’s International Landlord Office forgetting to renew the annual maintenance contract, the eternal battery failed on Xenu’s electronic mountain prison. The force field having collapsed, Xenu fled incarceration, stole a […]
Freedom Magazine: Superman is a Bigot and a Hater!
We at Freedom Magazine denounce Superman as a bigot and a hater. He talks “All American” and “religious tolerance” in his PR, but then attacks the Scientology religion! Superman’s friends at the […]
Secret Details of the Recent OSA Conspiracy Congress Meeting
“Scientology needs a new and better central conspiracy theory!” exclaimed Cult Leader Miscavige. “Our current story of Xenu capturing everyone, throwing them into volcanoes, and nuking them can’t possibly compete with the […]
Secret RTC Memo. Burn After Reading
SECRET RTC MEMO. BURN AFTER READING Radar Online has come perilously close to exposing Scientology’s secret underground “Inner Earth” tunnel system that crisscrosses the USA. Our underground bases, complexes, prisons, warehouses, U-Boat […]
Scientology Volunteer Ministers Shop at Local Wal-Mart for Supplies
Scientology VM Kyle Badsmell did some shopping at Wal-Mart when he realized he would need Doritos, Coors Lite, a couple of fried chickens, and a few dozen Twinkies to help out during […]
Scientologist Elisabeth Moss’ Twin Sons Ezekiel and Hezekiah
Scientologist Elisabeth Moss was not taking any chances with her twin boys Ezekiel and Hezekiah. She equipped them from an early age to protect themselves and to always cling tightly to Mommy […]
