From his Scientology War Room in an undisclosed location, Scientology Supreme General for Life David Miscavige denied he was insanely jealous of Tom Cruise’s spectacular financial and career success with Top Gun […]
Los Angeles Rams spokesperson Dick Slagle said the Rams organization credits Scientology’s effective tools for life and livingness with their Super Bowl win. “Scientology taught the Rams what the Third Dynamic means […]
The My Pillow Guy Cracks Under Scientology Sec Checking; Admits to Placing Brainwashing & Listening Devices Into Every My Pillow Ever Sold!
MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell was caught by the media plotting a martial law takeover of America. Lindell had planned to hand over the blueprints for his diabolical treachery to outgoing […]
MOSCOW (AP) – “President Vladimir Putin on Thursday called the Internet a CIA project and made comments about Russia’s biggest search engine Yandex, sending the company’s shares plummeting…” “We in RTC applaud […]
Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today announced planetary-changing news in the Grand Hall of Exact Data. “Party comrades, I am pleased to inform you that the Church of Scientology has been selected to […]