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Sizzling Summer Scientology Bonus Offers!

Special Scientology Bonus Offers:

1. Prepay for your OT levels today and receive 250,000 free fake Twitter followers! You can be a theetie-wheetie dilettante public Scientologist with lots of fake followers just like Joy Villa or Stacy Francis!

You can use your fake followers to attack “that show” on “that network” by “her.”


2. If you’re an OT and you join staff you’ll receive 2,500,000 free fake Twitter followers! Imagine the impact you can have on Scientology’s fourth dynamic salvage campaigns with that many fake followers!


Fundraising Begins for Ideal Stock Photo Scientology Org

“With the booming numbers of stock photo Scientologists joining STAND, these stock photo publics need their own dedicated Org to service their special needs,” said Ken Delusion, Executive Director of Stock Photo Parishioner Services.

“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has identified the perfect future Ideal Stock Photo Scientology Org. $8,000,000 is needed to license this image. Fundraising begins now. Real Scientologists are expected to donate to help stock photo Scientologists who have no money as they are mock ups. Of course,” Delusion added, “these stock photo Scientologists have a very aesthetic wavelength.”

The Future Ideal Stock Photo Scientology Org:

The Church of Stock Photo Scientologists


The Church of Stock Photo Scientologists (CSPS) is a church within the ecclesiastical hierarchy of the churches of Scientology.

The CSPS exists to ensure that the Church of Scientology never has less than 12,000,000 members no matter what.

“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige really likes Stock Photo Scientologists as they they have no HE&R, are not CICS, and they say whatever Mr. Miscavige wants them to say. Moreover, Stock Photo Scientologists are all young and beautiful Caucasians with perfect white teeth,” said Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “In other words Stock Photo Scientologists are PR perfect Scientologists!”