Mars Traffic Control Police Chief Paul Horner ordered NASA’s Mars Rover Perseverance ticketed and towed. “Perseverance was parked and taking photos of the mountains. However, the rover was blocking the entrance to […]
NASA Rover Finds 75 Million Year Old Artifact on Mars
“The Perseverance rover was scouting the Marcabian between-lives implanting stations on Mars when it discovered a 75 million year old Scientology e-meter,” said NASA Rover Director Ken Delusion. “Follow the science,” Delusion […]
Warning: There Are No E-Meters in the Between-Lives Area! Buy Your E-Meter Today!
“There are no e-meters in the between-lives area,” Flag Senior C/S Stayta Kleer warned Scientologists. “You’ve got to make it to full OT this time around.” “What a dangerous thought to consider: […]
World Exclusive: NASA Rover Curiosity Discovers Ancient Cult Temple on Mars!
“While cresting the edge of the Gale crater on Mars, NASA’s Curiosity rover was suddenly presented with a stunning view of an ancient and deserted Cult temple on Mars!,” announced NASA astroarcheologist […]
President of Mars declares: Mars is not paying for Scientology’s Gigantic Galactic Space Wall!”
The Church of Scientology’s top wog lawyer Monique Yingling was launched into outer space this morning at 0815 hours from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan. Scientology Cosmonaut Yingling was sent aloft in […]