“The Church of Scientology’s new ad campaign for Fall 2014 is based upon a popular internet meme,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion announced during his daily press briefing at the Scientology One News […]
Trouble in the San Fernando Valley
Ensign Dick Duckley of the Sea Org didn’t need the Scientology Justice Manual to tell him there was a serious flap in the San Fernando Valley. Indeed, Duckley had been fired on […]
Launch of Super Power and GAT II to be World’s First “On the Cans Only” Event!
After months of extensive preparation, we in RTC can now announce that next week’s launch of Super Power and GAT II will be the world’s first “On the Cans Only” event. Each […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 5
XXII Scientology attorney Rick Moxon and his cadre of PI’s took off from Hollywood Boulevard in RTC Viper 1, a specially equipped flying car used in the pursuit and apprehension of blown […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 4
XVIII Outside the window the impatient Scientology PI’s inspected the dirt planter and found fresh footrprints. Kneeling to inspect them with his large magnifying glass, the lead PI exclaimed, “Elevator shoes. Bingo!” […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 3
XVI The impatient Scientology Private Investigators were at their wits end: COB RTC David Miscavige had gone missing without a trace in a very dark bathroom inside of the Ideal Org in […]
David Miscavige Personally Inspects Dirty Restrooms — Part 1
I COB RTC David Miscavige was in a state of rage and anger as he read the Knowledge Report on the filthy conditions at the Complex. This group of buildings in Hollywood […]
Data on Ideal Org Building Outpoints
COB RTC David Miscavige has just received a shocking a KR concerning outpoints in Los Angeles Area Ideal Orgs! It seems that these Ideal Orgs are filthy and are not being properly […]