Newton’s First Law of Motion states that a body at rest will remain at rest unless an outside force acts on it. According to Newtonian physics, then, Scientology’s Ideal Orgs will remain […]
Newtonian Physics and Scientology
Scientology has no policy on Disconnection
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today staged a a press conference in the rundown slum of Echo Park to express his ecclesiastical outrage at a billboard that paints the Church of Scientology […]
Ideal Pacifica Bridge Execs Busted as STATCRASHERS!
Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO INT Statcrash Police, today announced that all of the execs of the Ideal Pacifica Bridge (AOLA, ASHO and LA Org) have been busted and were ordered imprisoned for […]
Flag OT Success Stories
We at Flag Land Base make OT’s; that is our business. And our OT’s have major stable wins and huge successes in life. We share a few of their millions of their […]
2048 A.D. — Scientology Grand Opening of the Golden Deluxe Ark of the Covenant Org in Los Angeles!
Over 50 Scientologists attended the annual grand opening of the Los Angeles Org. This year’s theme was the Org as the “Golden Deluxe Ideal Ark of the Covenant Org.” COB RTC David […]
A Word from COB RTC David Miscavige
At the opening of the Atlanta Ideal Org, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige took time in his speech to remind Scientologists that Scientology isn’t just about wearing racoon hats and opening new […]
Tom Cruise Goes Exterior and Learns the Real Secret of Scientology!
“I was at Flag Land Base taking an afternoon nap in the Presidential Suite when I suddenly floated out of my body and went exterior,” said OT VII Tom Cruise. “I floated […]
