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Conditional Holiday Greetings from the Church of Scientology
Church of Scientology Conditional Holiday Greetings (Please read, fill in your name, date, and then sign and return to your nearest Church of Scientology in the postage-paid return envelope) We in the […]
Tom Cruise Movie Stunt Goes Badly Wrong
Buoyed by the success of his Airbus plane-hanging stunt in Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation, Scientology OT and actor Tom Cruise decided to “up the gradient” to the next level of airplane stunt […]
Tom Cruise Appears at Leah Remini’s Book Signing
Acting to dispel allegations that the Church of Scientology practices Disconnection, Scientologist Tom Cruise made an appearance at Leah Remini’s book signing at the Barnes & Noble in Tribeca. “I just wanted […]
Church of Scientology Announces the Tom Cruise 4th Wife Campaign (TC4WC)
” COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered fundraising for what will be the incredibly expensive Tom Cruise 4th Wife Campaign (TC4WC). “Finding a trophy wife for an aging male movie star […]
We in the Church of Scientology Deny Attacks on HBO’s Going Clear Documentary
Commanding Officer, Social Media Unit OSA Int Captain Josef Gorman today denied that the Church of Scientology was contacting members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS). “These Academy […]
The Shroud of Tom Cruise: The Proof of OTIX and OTX is Here!
Artist: Daniel Edwards Cory Allen Contemporary Art “”There has never been a better time […]
Top Gun II — Maverick Has a Secret!
In Top Gun II, Maverick has a secret: How does the aging OT jet jockey keep the flight surgeon from finding out he has a very bad case of hemorrhoids? And how […]
Captain David Miscavige’s Long Awaited Memoirs Now Available from Bridge Publications International
From the book: “Scientologist Tom Cruise trembled as he approached the golden glittering IAS stage to receive the highest medal ever given to anyone in Scientology.” “He was in the presence of […]
The Scientology OT Hollow Earth Convention featuring Tom Cruise
The Church of Scientology’s luxury motor vessel Freewinds is the site of the special OT Hollow Earth Convention. Featuring New OTVIII Mr. Tom Cruise, the OT Hollow Earth convention answers very specific […]
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