“The Church of Scientology’s financial impact accounts for 20% of all jobs in America,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion declared today by telex from the ship. “For example, our Ideal Org gas stations […]
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Gives Texas a Gift!
“Church of Scientology Ecclesiastical Leader, His Imperial Holiness David Miscavige, today decreed that Oklahoma no longer exists,” announced Monsignor Ken Delusion. “In his infinite wisdom and beneficence, therefore, His Imperial Holiness David […]
Wog Talk — An Intercepted Conversation!
We in RTC have intercepted “wog talk” and are posting it here for intelligence purposes. This cables intercept is a clear indication that SP’s are plotting against us! Please make a heroic […]
COB Announces the Golden Age of Supremely Deluxe Ideal Orgs!
“‘Ideal’ is no longer good enough,” announced his Imperial Holiness Captain David Miscavige from atop his ecclesiastical warhorse Barnabas. Barnabas, whom Captain Miscavige recently appointed Executive Director International of the Church of […]
Church of Scientology Launches NGAFAY Campaign!
“In order to terminatedly handle wogs, haters, SP’s, and bitter defrocked apostates, we in the Church of Scientology have launched a massive PR offensive,” announced Church of Scientology spokesman Mr. Ken Delusion. […]
OSA Investigation Reveals the Hidden SP’s on COB’s Lines!
An OSA investigation has uncovered a troika of three hidden SP’s on COB’s lines. Linson, Yager, and Bloomberg were sent in long ago as deep cover sleeper agents by Psychiatry to wreak […]
Ask COB Anything
Time once again for one of our favorite features: Ask COB Anything! We in RTC are engaging in this unusual solution in order to out create the 500,000+ views (and climbing) YT […]
COB RTC David Miscavige names Tom Cruise “World’s First Clear!”
Vowing to “never let a woman keep us apart again” COB RTC David Miscavige reunited with his best friend this evening during the IAS ceremony at East Grinstead, Sussex. And as if […]
Violent and Abusive Scientology Juvenile Delinquent Sent from US to Africa
Scientology Africa Problem Child Organization (SAPCO) has, once again, preserved sanity and peace in America by placing a particularly vicious and insane American juvenile delinquent with an OT family in Johannesburg. “D” […]
Narconon Declared a Suppressive Activity and Group!
Social Betterment Dictator Mr. Igor Bludoggian today declared Narconon a suppressive activity and group. “The disgusting and filthy group of Psych-infested wholetrack criminals known as Narconon has brought the Church of Scientology […]
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