Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion told reporters today that “slovenly rogue elements” in the Church’s Office of Special Affairs were to blame for two pizza delivery agents being stiffed on the […]
Global Ecclesiastical and Religious Leader Diplomatic Credentials Now Available!
The Principality of Drinkwater Island is issuing Diplomatic Credentials to global ecclesiastical and religious leaders. This free service is provided to help global ecclesiastical and religious leaders in their vital and planetary-changing […]
2015 Scientology Parishioner Contract: Sign and Return Immediately!
We in RTC have ordered the CSI Office of Special Affairs Legal and their wog attorneys to create a new CSI Services Contract for 2105. All IAS Parishioners in good standing must […]
Captain Miscavige Seeks Asylum on Drinkwater Island
31 December 2014 From: COB RTC David Miscavige, G.E.D. To: Lionel Drinkwater @ Drinkwater Island Dear Mr. Drinkwater, I am in receipt of your letter requesting a copy of my passport in […]
Drinkwater Island…
International tycoon, financier, and man-of-mystery Lionel Drinkwater sat in his palatial office overlooking the verdant lagoon on the legendary Drinkwater Island, a small sovereign island nation founded by his Grandfather. Known for […]
Church of Scientology & North Korea Leaders Issue Joint Global Christmas Statement
Church of Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un today issued a joint global Christmas statement calling for a greater acceptance and tolerance of totalitarian regimes. “The […]
Church of Scientology Hires North Korea to Handle Media and Internet Problems
“North Korea’s success in confronting and shattering a suppressive movie by Sony was extremely impressive,” declared Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “And that is why we in the Church of Scientology have hired […]
How to get a convinced Scientologist on the road to donating more to the IAS!
How to get a convinced Scientologist on the road to donating more to the IAS! Stable Datum: All members of the Church of Scientology have a button on self importance, particularly OT’s […]
Gimme A David Miscavige Special!
Guy walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a David Miscavige Special!” The bartender takes all of the guy’s money and beats him to a bloody pulp. ***** Guy walks into a […]
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