Chairman Miscavige today released his long-awaited $250,000,000 documentary. 92 hours in length and filmed in Panavision, this ecclesiastical extravaganza has a monumental title: The Glorious Technical Revolution of the Golden Age of […]
Super Power: Did You Feel That?
“This Super Power testimonial is in no way Cultic,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “People speak and act like this all the time after doing Super Power.”
A Man Once Arrested for Rape…
“Please to allow me to get this straight,” said Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “You mean to tell me that Linda Hamel and OSA are using a drug addict who was once arrested […]
Church of Scientology International 2011 – Book Value: $790,758,896
“In the interest of financial transparency,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, “I myself have ordered Church of Scientology tax filings to be published on this official blog.” “These documents prove the fact […]
Jesus Christ Scientologist
“If Jesus Christ were alive today he would be a Scientologist,” declared Scientology OT John Travolta. “I say this because a person can be a Scientologist and still practice their own religion.” […]
No Chris Shelton No!
We in RTC are shocked at this sort of thing from a former Sea Org member:
COB’s Trifecta of Technology!
We in RTC are pleased to announce that all of our yesterdays of misapplication, misduplication, misemotion, and yes, misspent decades due to arbitraries have been wholly blown away in a day, and […]
Pull Up Your Socks!
An Inspirational Talk and Call to Action by Dr. Eldon Weiner, CO BT Well hello there Scientologist! With spring just around the corner it’s time to do our annual spring cleaning. We […]
The Tritium Kitty Kat
It was midnight at the Tritium Kitty Kat, an old bar on the outskirts of Roswell, New Mexico. A thunderstorm was rolling across the wide open desert. One agent cane in through […]
David Miscavige’s Personal Astrologer Sees Bad Times Followed by Good Times
Captain David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu predicts, “hard times followed by good times” for the Church. “The entheta, lawsuits, Sea Org members blowing, and the statcrashes — it is all a […]
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