Scientology OT VIII Tom Cruise was strapped into the super-secret RTC TR3-B hypersonic spaceplane. He had been scrambled aloft following yet another Marcabian incursion into the air space above Flag Land Base. […]
Tom Cruise: Lost in Space — Part 1
Professional Carnival Worker and Scientologist Joy Villa Takes on the Fake News Media!
Professional carnival worker and Scientologist Joy Villa took on the fake news media. The fake news media routinely attacks Scientology with fake shows and fake stories. The fake news media was fully […]
Chronic PTSness: Truth Realized in Scientology
We in RTC want chronic PTSness as the normal operating condition of all Sea Org members and publics. All Sea Org members are expected to be, and do become, PTS to all […]
Scientologists Ordered to Evacuate Los Angeles!
“The news of the lawsuit against David Miscavige and now HowdyCon has caused the ambient entheta levels to skyrocket in Los Angeles! Peak entheta readings of ten trillion kiloton light year […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Steals Pig; Flees Hemet
“Scientology leader David Miscavige stole a pig from a local farm today and is believed headed south towards Mexico.” said Sheriff Ned Forotees of Hemet. “Mr. MIscavige was carrying a backpack stuffed […]
It’s a Psych World After All
$88 billion dollars a year in Psych drug sales! “We in Scientology are in our 20th consecutive year of a massive statcrash and the future looks grim. Meanwhile, money continues to flood […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s New Year’s Eve Message to Scientologists
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s New Year’s Eve Message to Scientologists is being played on Scientology TV to remind all of us that credit card fraud in the Orgs, measles, etc. are […]
