Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin might as well be Scientology OT’s! These two thetans ignored wog law to get what they wanted for their kids. In Scientology we call this “making it […]
VP Scientology TV Mr. Ken Delusion sat at his big desk and glared out the window at Sunset Blvd. He had just read entheta online. “Unwatchable Propaganda!” he screamed at the wog […]
“Actual research has shown that Scientologists who sleep on David Miscavige’s discount sheet sets experience, on average, a 2000% increase in case gain,” said Discount Sheet I/C Ken Delusion. “These luxurious 800 […]
“The Scientology Rehab Center for convicted Republicans is overflowing these days,” declared Executive Director Ken Delusion. “We in Scientology are the only group that can rehabilitate these criminals. We are the experts […]
We in RTC were shocked — shocked we say — when wog journo Tara Brown of 60 Minutes Australia recently showed up unannounced at Gold Base! Worse, she had journo Tony Ortega […]
Executed in 1841 for a decade-long crime spree which included pushing seventy people to their deaths from the heights of the Aqueduto das Águas Livres (Aqueduct of the Free Waters), the severed […]
“Declaring the internet to be proveable bullshit, we in the Scientology Sea Org are preparing to wage war against rationality, reason, sanity, and all other manifestations of the internet,” declared Fleet Admiral […]
