Visibly shaken and enraged by Mark Bunker’s win in Clearwater, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige went live today on Scientology TV to berate all Floridian Scientologists for being theetie-wheetie dilettantes who allowed this […]
The Reason Why Scientology Is Not Closing Its Ideal Orgs
“Scientology has no plans to close its Orgs,” said spokesman Ken Delusion. “There is no need to close them because the Orgs have already been empty for almost twenty years now.” “Now […]
Dr. Kirstie Alley on the Coronavirus, Tom Cruise & John Travolta
As Tom Cruise taught us, Scientologists are the only ones who can help. Scientologists are also the only people who can shatter suppression and handle SP’s. Even as Dr. Kirstie Alley is […]
Protecting the Two Biggest Beings in the Universe From Coronavirus: David Miscavige and Tom Cruise Jet Off to Scientology’s Trementina Base
David Miscavige and Tom Cruise are the two biggest beings in the universe. As such, they must be protected at all costs from the Coronavirus. For this reason, the two world leaders […]
We in RTC Have Detected Your Criminal Internet Activity!
Many of the twelve million members of the Church of Scientology began receiving this message today while using their computers, cellphones, and other digital devices. During the New Years 2020 event, we […]
The Scientologist’s Work is Never Done
Scientology to Quick Freeze Scientologists in a Glycol-Alcohol Mixture
Secret Scientology Super Power Process 9A: The Quick Freeze 1. Following full body immersion in the Soap Tank, the steam catapult hurls the Scientologist fifty through the air like a greased pig […]
Has David Miscavige Crossed Over to the Dark Side and Become a Targ?
We at Scientology Media Productions broke the exclusive story that a Scientology fundraiser had accidentally become a new religion called The Glorious Pre-Adamite Super Targ Empire of the Greater San Fernando Valley […]
L. Ron Hubbard Sues David Miscavige to Regain Control of Scientology
After admitting to having faked his own death in 1986 in order to devote more time to his upper level researches, L. Ron Hubbard today filed a civil action in a New […]
David Miscavige Sues Pope Francis For Infringing Upon Scientology’s Copyrighted “Ecclesiastical Beating” Technology
Claiming he had copyrighted “Ecclesiastical Beatings” and “Papal Slaps”, Scientology leader David Miscavige sued Pope Francis for infringement today in the World Religious Court. “Mr. Miscavige is asking for $500 million in […]
