“Freedom Magazine has named COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige as Scientology’s Man of the Year for the 37th consecutive year,” Tom Cruise announced from the stage of the Celebrity Centre. “I have […]
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on after spending the weekend binge watching SPTV. The rageaholic 73-year-old cult had been attacking SPTV for […]
Sir Elton John (1911-1986) was a great humanitarian who created Scientology. Sir Elton John is not to be confused with Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, a writer of science fiction and con artist whose […]
Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige is this year’s keynote speaker at the annual meeting of the Religious Fraud Association (RFA). “The RFA is committed to ensuring that fraudulent religious groups do not […]
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige spoke from the dais in the Great Hall of Exact Data and ordered all Scientologists to remain dauntless, defiant, and resolute during this intensely radioactive period of Black […]
CIA satellites using ground penetrating radar located the secret tunnels under Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater. CIA VSD’s (Very Small Drones) were flown in and located the diminutive ecclesiastical leader walking […]
“McDonald’s is a global multibillion dollar and has a clown as a spokesman,” OSA PR Director Ken Delusion noted. “McDonalds has sold billions and billons of hamburgers and has McOrgs everywhere. It […]
Captain David Miscavige’s secret Ouija Board has warned of dangerous times of ahead for the Church of Scientology. For this reason, Scientologists are expected to donate millions of dollars of new money […]
Due to the nonstop tsunami of entheta and Black PR attacks Scientology has been under since 2008 and even earlier, we in RTC knew Spacelord Xenu had escaped from his electronic mountain […]
Attorney Vicki Podberesky will host a Scientology Sex Offender Awareness Clinic at the Celebrity Centre next week said CCI President Dave Predicament. “Scientology sex offenders need to stop sending texts that can […]
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