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Generalissimo David Miscavige of the Scientology Imperial War Department Declares War on Colombia!

Generalissimo David Miscavige

Generalissimo David Miscavige of the Scientology Imperial War Department has declared war on Colombia.

“Generalissimo Miscavige was publicly humiliated by the Colombian people!  And many have called his award a Medalla Falsa,” announced Scientology Minister of Disinformation Colonel Ken Delusion.

“The outrageous mocking of Generalissimo Miscavige will not be tolerated! Scientology has already sent its spy ship the MV Freewinds to Cartagena to scout the harbor and lay out plans for the larger invasion of Colombia by Scientology’s military forces.”

Deadly Pneumonia Epidemic Slams Colombia as OT Materials are Broadcast on Television! Scientology to Abandon This Criminal Nation!

COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige singlehandedly saved the entire nation of Colombia from violence, evil, terror, drug-traffickers, and every other danger. For his efforts, the grateful nation of Colombia awarded him its highest medal for having saved humanity.

The Merchants of Chaos in Colombia reacted with an ungodly wave of terror. Scientology threatened their lucrative wars, sale of illegal narcotics, and the Psych drugging of the population beginning with forced vaccinations of screaming babies all the way through to “Dr. Feel Good” injections of Vistaril into the enfeebled elderly on their death beds.

The Psychs had squirrel versions of the upper levels OT materials broadcast on Colombian TV. This created a pandemic of pneumonia in a nation that was on the verge of becoming the first cleared nation in Hispaniola, a land discovered so long ago by Christopher Colombia for whom the nation is named.

Colombia had its chance and blew it. These degenerate wogs can go back to snorting cocaine and shooting each other. COB has sold the Bogota Ideal Org to a group of very legitimate Colombian businessmen for an undisclosed sum paid all in cash.

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Scientology Clarification on Colombia