“Even with his head temporarily swollen by a Botox malfunction, Maverick is readying Top Gun 2 for a theatrical release in the next few years,” said assistant second unit apple box manager […]
Tom Cruise Top Gun 2: Botox Malfunction!
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Hat Write Up for the Daily Care & Feeding of Scientology Leader David Miscavige
1. COB’s joy in life is his daily go cart ride at 3:00 PM. Please ensure that COB’s go cart has been oiled, lubed, white gloved, sanitized, and fueled properly. Nothing is […]
Located and Handled: The Hidden SP Who Tried to Run Over L. Ron Hubbard With a Freight Locomotive on Venus!
We in RTC have identified Tom Cruise as the hidden SP who tried to run over L. Ron Hubbard with a freight locomotive on Venus. Tom Cruise is the hidden SP and […]
Tom Cruise Stars in a New Episode of Scientology TV
With production shut down in London on Mission Impossible 52: The Same Old Plot, Tom Cruise flew to Hollywood to star in an episode of Scientology TV. In this episode Tom Cruise […]
The Truth Can Now Be Told: Mike Pence is Q!
The truth can now be told: Mike Pence is Q! Mike Pence proved elusive as the social media psychological warfare operative Q because, in his everyday life, he effected a bland white […]
Battlefield Earth: Scientology in Crisis
Dr. L. Ron Hubbard has returned to Earth from Target 2 to help guide Scientology organizations through their darkest hours. “By mere observation I have seen that David Miscavige has become worse […]
Tom Cruise: Psychiatry Responsible for Coronavirus Hoax
“There is no such thing as the Coronavirus,” Tom Cruise announced from the Scientology Science Institute in Los Angeles. “The Coronavirus hoax is a George Soros-Psychiatry funded mob hit designed to destroy […]
Scientology’s “Occupy Clearwater” Nearing Its Final Goal of a Complete Takeover!
The Church of Scientology’s “Occupy Clearwater” is now in its 48th year. We in Scientology own vast swaths of Downtown Clearwater and aim to smash all opposition to a complete takeover. Our […]
Secret Psych Implanter Elon Musk Lures Tom Cruise into a Space Trap!
Q: How does a Psych capture a mighty thetan like Tom Cruise? A: Space Secret Psych Implanter Elon Musk has lured Tom Cruise into a trap by offering him a ride into […]
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