Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced a new Church policy whereby roving gangs of Scientology parishioners will, “Suddenly and without warning pounce upon and attack and beat unsuspecting random people […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Declares France a Suppressive Nation!
We in RTC received the news that the Wog High Court of France has found the Church of Scientology guilty of fraud. We were not surprised as France is quite insane and […]
Scientology Bridge Publications to Open Goldenrod Paper Factory
Captain Whostolemycog first brought this very serious matter to we in RTC’s attention in a KR he sent us: There is an international shortage of goldenrod colored paper! Due to this shortage, […]
David Miscavige Identifies the “Who” Behind All of the Church of Scientology’s Problems!
Is the Church of Scientology in crisis? Some would say yes. However, these same doomsayers said the Church was in crisis at this time last year — and yet the Church not […]
The Shrinking Cult of Scientology? We in RTC Think Not!
Former Church member Tiziano Lugli has just released a video on Tony’s Ortega’s blog. We in RTC deny the premise of this video that the Church of Scientology is an unhappy, controlling, […]
Church of Scientology Now Selling Sea Org Ranks!
While the IAS has sold faux-knighthoods in the past few years, this has failed to raise any real money. Whereupon, based upon actual survey, it has become evident to we in RTC […]
Church of Scientology News: Burlwood Pen Burglarly!
Dr. Eldon Weiner of Freedom Magazine today revealed details of yesterday’s shocking burglary wherein 39,000 RTC burlwood pens were stolen from a Church of Scientology warehouse in Los Angeles. “The thieves ignored […]
Nation of Islam Scientologists Warn: Beware of the So-Called Jew!
COB RTC David Miscavige is pleased to promote the anti-Semitic musical stylings of his fellow Scientologists in the Nation of Islam. This song is well worth the listen to as it shows […]
Google Exposed as an NSA Front Group Designed to Attack the Church of Scientology!
“Google is not the ‘friendly search engine’ it pretends to be,” declared senior Scientology official Dr. Eldon Weiner. “After two years of investigation, we in the Church of Scientology have obtained incontrovertible […]
Church of Scientology Declares the Internet to be “Just Another Fad!”
Scientology haters post their meaningless drivel each day on equally meaningless wog hater message boards that exist only to attack the Church of Scientology and its leader Mr. David Miscavige. These wog […]
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