Captain Miscavige often dons his tuxedo and dines alone at night, this as proven by an actual photo: We in RTC are aware of a doctored “rogue photo” circulating online that tries […]
Church of Scientology to Implant Members
“As part of GAT II, COB RTC David Miscavige has ordered all Church of Scientology parishioners to be implanted with a special RFID (NSA grade) chip that will track their movements and […]
Office of Special Affairs Targets Orange County, California
Acting upon secret orders from Captain David Miscavige, shock squads from the Church of Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs moved quickly under the cover of darkness. OSA agents fanned out across South […]
The Golden Age of Magical Breakthroughs
“The Golden Age of Magical Breakthroughs is here!” enthused Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. And with those words, Delusion ushered in COB’s latest new technical revolution. “What the Golden Age of […]
Why Do You Hate COB?
Why do you hate COB? Church of Scientology sec checkers have been finding “I hate COB” as the withhold behind so much of the natter, enturbulation, gross out ethics, and sabotage these […]
Church of Scientology Lowers Drug Murders in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico by 83%
“The Way to Happiness is responsible for reducing drug murders in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico by 83%,” enthused Dr. Frank Wonderman, the Executive Director of The Way to Happiness Foundation. “What happened down […]
Urgent! Urgent! Attn: OSA PR Volunteers
Time for an “away game.” Follow this link to a story at National Review’s website about CNN’s ratings slump. We in RTC have commented using Disqus. We explained how CNN has a […]
Church of Scientology Attorney Rick Moxon and his Wife Save Washington DC from Destruction by Space Aliens
Scientologist Tom Cruise is better than you. When Tom Cruise drives by the scene of an accident he knows that is the only one who can help. What did you do? You […]
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Is Above the Law and Cannot be Deposed
We in the Church of Scientology have decreed that our ecclesiastical leader Captain David Miscavige is above the law and therefore cannot be deposed in any wog legal proceeding. Our Supreme Scientology […]
Ocean FM Ireland Reenactment a Screaming Success
The Ocean FM interview with a Church of Scientology member about the tremendous success of the Truth of Drugs campaign is receiving great praise and acclaim globally. Indeed, so great is the […]
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