“There is no such thing as the Coronavirus,” Tom Cruise announced from the Scientology Science Institute in Los Angeles. “The Coronavirus hoax is a George Soros-Psychiatry funded mob hit designed to destroy […]
Scientology leader and humanitarian David Miscavige lashed out at Rep. Karen Bass and told her to stop blaming her political image problems on her having made a speech at a Scientology event […]
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s order to board up Ideal Orgs across the US has resulted in a 100% end to the chronic and endless auditing errors and mistakes at the Ideal […]
Scientologist Danny Masterson convinced Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghishlaine Maxwell to turn to the Church of Scientology for help. “I can relate to Ghislaine,” said Masterson. “We’ve both been arrested and accused of […]
The Church of Scientology’s “Occupy Clearwater” is now in its 48th year. We in Scientology own vast swaths of Downtown Clearwater and aim to smash all opposition to a complete takeover. Our […]
After decades of insisting that the Psychs, the Illuminati, the Vatican, the CIA, and the Freemasons are engaged in a plot to steal Scientology’s Tech, David Miscavige is highly insulted by the […]
With the Church of Scientology’s income having crashed to minus zero, Church leader David Miscavige ordered all Scientologists in America out on the streets. “The job of all Scientologists is to body […]
Q: How does a Psych capture a mighty thetan like Tom Cruise? A: Space Secret Psych Implanter Elon Musk has lured Tom Cruise into a trap by offering him a ride into […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige received a $5 million dollar solid gold toilet from the Sea Org as an acknowledgement of all that he has done for the Church of Scientology. Mr. […]
US Navy F-18 Super Hornets tracked a mysterious UFO recently. A follow up investigation determined that the aerial vehicle was Scientology leader David Miscavige fleeing the service of subpoena in several cases […]
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