— TO BE READ ALOUD TO THE ILLEGALLY ASSEMBLED SP TORONTO CONFERENCE BY A DESIGNATED SP AUTHORITY— We in RTC have declared the SP Toronto Conference, or conclave, or whatever it is […]
RTC Survey Shows 64X Increase in “Happiness Units” in the Church of Scientology!
Recent surveys conducted by we in RTC have shown a 64X increase in Happiness in the Church of Scientology. “Increased happiness is not an accident,” said WDC Chairman Holotta Delusion. “Increased happiness […]
Scientology Gothic
We in the Church of Scientology are calling for an end to the madness of the internet and its incessant attacks upon religion, decency, and morality. We in Scientology long for a […]
OSA DICK
OSA Director of Internet Combat Killers (OSA DICK) Dr. Werner Von Strudeldorf sat at his desk and concluded his analysis of the latest datums. “There is no doubt about it,” Von Strudeldorf […]
Tower of Scientology To House Criminal SP’s
“With record Scientology expansion comes record suppression,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion, “and that is why Captain Miscavige had 24 additional stories added to the Superannuated Los Angeles Infinity Platinum Model Ideal […]
Tough New WDC Chairman to Smash in Ethics on the Church!
“What was needed,” said Church spokesman Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, “was a tough new Watch Dog Committee (WDC) Chairman to smash in ethics on Scientologists.” “Accordingly, the Board of Directors has appointed […]
David Miscavige Does Not Know the PI With the Gun and Silencer!
Link to LA Times Exclusive! COB: Wadda yagot for me? PI: Ahh, ya’s pops. He’s dyin out heres in a parking lot. Whad does I do? Calls fer help? COB: Now waida […]
The Scientology OT Hollow Earth Convention featuring Tom Cruise
The Church of Scientology’s luxury motor vessel Freewinds is the site of the special OT Hollow Earth Convention. Featuring New OTVIII Mr. Tom Cruise, the OT Hollow Earth convention answers very specific […]
The Church Of Scientology Responds To Going Clear
A big OTVIIIisGrrr8! shout out to the IAF Team and Livia Scott!
Church of Scientology Rushed to the Hospital in an Ambulance!
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on by the imminent broadcast of HBO’s Going Clear. “The rageaholic 65-year-old cult had been slinging mud […]
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 