Mr. David Miscavige and we in RTC were shocked, SHOCKED we say, to read of the Church of Scientology candidly admitting to such a wildly outlandish and stupid undertaking as the Squirrel […]
Church of Scientology to Attack and Beat Random People as an Exercise of Free Speech
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced a new Church policy whereby roving gangs of Scientology parishioners will, “Suddenly and without warning pounce upon and attack and beat unsuspecting random people […]
Unimportant “Red and Green Vols” Removed from Course Rooms at Flag
Taking a break from the whirlwind of legal challenges which he is heroically fending off, COB RTC David Miscavige recently conducted an inspection tour of Flag Land Base. During his inspection, COB […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Declares France a Suppressive Nation!
We in RTC received the news that the Wog High Court of France has found the Church of Scientology guilty of fraud. We were not surprised as France is quite insane and […]
Scientology Bridge Publications to Open Goldenrod Paper Factory
Captain Whostolemycog first brought this very serious matter to we in RTC’s attention in a KR he sent us: There is an international shortage of goldenrod colored paper! Due to this shortage, […]
Dr. Benway Treats David Miscavige
Dr. Benway was methodically scooping David Miscavige’s brain out of his skull with a melon baller. “I’ve just finished removing your prefrontal lobes. How do you feel now Mr. Miscavige?” “I feel […]
David Miscavige Identifies the “Who” Behind All of the Church of Scientology’s Problems!
Is the Church of Scientology in crisis? Some would say yes. However, these same doomsayers said the Church was in crisis at this time last year — and yet the Church not […]
Scientology and Post Apocalyptic SP’s!
During his inspection tour today to find out why Flag Land Base failed to launch Super Power and GAT II, COB RTC David Miscavige pointed out that having the Tech housed safely […]
Church of Scientology to Tear Down New Flag Building
We in RTC wish to assure the general public that COB RTC David Miscavige is firmly in charge of the Church of Scientology and has a definite plan for Planetary Clearing. These […]
Craigslist Vs. the Church of Scientology
Anonymous is not happy unless it is terrorizing the boulevards and thoroughfares of the planet by spreading it’s campaign of lies and disinformation about the Church of Scientology. As usual, we in […]
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