“The Church of Scientology E-Metermobile is coming to your city soon!” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Captain Miscavige and OT Tom Cruise will kickoff the 200 city E-Metermobile Scientology Goodwill Ambassador tour […]
“COB RTC David Miscavige always wears the IA$ Good Luck Money Necklace,” exclaimed Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion, “and so do the rest of we in RTC!” “The IA$ Good Luck Money Necklace […]
Wog mathematician Dr. Stan Sharp had been hired to consult on numbers, specifically Church of Scientology “stat” numbers. COB, you see, needed a new set of PR numbers to publish. As COB […]
“We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter about everything, about how unfair life is, and about how things have never quite gone our way.” And with those words Scientology leader […]
We at Freedom Media & Ethics are taking a resolute stand against the broadcasting and publishing of false information. We at Freedom Media & Ethics strongly believe, more or less, that free […]
“His Imperial Ecclesiastical Holiness David Miscavige today issued a royal decree declaring the Sundance Film Festival an evil Marcab-implanted danger zone,” announced Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “An ancient extraterrestrial race of evil […]
________________________________________________________ =================================================================== January 17, 2015: Church of Scientology attorney Gary Soter filed an emergency motion to prevent Scientology International Justice Chief Mike Ellis from attending a scheduled deposition in the Garcia lawsuit. […]
As reported today by Psych journalist Tony Ortega today, Church of Scientology International Justice Chief Mike Ellis weighs 315 pounds. Ellis has an earache, bronchitis, high blood pressure, and heart problems. The […]
The full-page ads failed miserably. Why? We in RTC conducted brutal all-night sec checks on OSA personnel and have obtained the following confession. We are making this confession public for all members […]
“A newly released study authoritatively concludes that the Church of Scientology’s seemingly endless problems are caused by fracking,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Funded by the Citizen’s Commission on Human Rights, this […]
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