I was shopping at Gelson’s in Los Feliz with the usual crowd of locals. As I turned onto aisle 5 there stood Scientologist and remote viewer Ingo Swann staring at me. “Ingo? […]
Marcabs Invade PAC Base!
PAC Base Incident Report: 2213 Hours: Warships of the Marcabian Confederation decloaked and criminally penetrated Scientology airspace in an attempt to steal the OT materials. This violation of the RTC-Marcabian treaty may […]
The Scientology E-Metermobile Is Coming to Your City!
“The Church of Scientology E-Metermobile is coming to your city soon!” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Captain Miscavige and OT Tom Cruise will kickoff the 200 city E-Metermobile Scientology Goodwill Ambassador tour […]