
Tom Cruise was AWOL from the Oscars as he was needed elsewhere to protect the Earth from a threatened alien invasion. “We in Scientology Intelligence received a credible report that the Fifth […]
Tom Cruise was AWOL from the Oscars as he was needed elsewhere to protect the Earth from a threatened alien invasion. “We in Scientology Intelligence received a credible report that the Fifth […]
And the winner for Best Cult is Scientology… no wait… the winner is, sorry, sorry, there’s been a mix up. The winner for Best Cult is Heaven’s Gate. Sorry David Miscavige and […]