Thanks to the superhuman efforts of Church of Scientology parishioners everywhere, COB RTC David Miscavige today declared Super Power a done. This is amazing news! In a statement from an undisclosed location, […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that the Church will create history when it becomes the first major religion to globally launch new religious technology via Skype. “This will be […]
If one were to believe all of the nonsense on the internet these days, one would think that David Miscavige is a monster and that the Church of Scientology is the Titanic […]
Mr. David Miscavige and we in RTC were shocked, SHOCKED we say, to read of the Church of Scientology candidly admitting to such a wildly outlandish and stupid undertaking as the Squirrel […]
Taking a break from the whirlwind of legal challenges which he is heroically fending off, COB RTC David Miscavige recently conducted an inspection tour of Flag Land Base. During his inspection, COB […]
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Anonymous is not happy unless it is terrorizing the boulevards and thoroughfares of the planet by spreading it’s campaign of lies and disinformation about the Church of Scientology. As usual, we in […]
As reported by Psych Grand Master Tony Ortega, COB RTC David Miscavige has cancelledthe October 6 opening of the building formerly called Super Power. COB has also cancelled the the October 6 […]
Now it can be revealed: The real purpose of COB’s giant circus tent at Flag Land Base in Clearwater is to host COB’s Beauty Contest. Once crowned, the winner will immediately marry […]
“The Church of Scientology has done the impossible,” exclaimed Dr. Eldon Weiner of the Flag Land Base. “There was a very real chance that Al Qaeda was going to launch some kind […]
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