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Scientology Thanksgiving with Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley

Kirstie Alley arrives with CBB Finalists at The Village Hotel in Warrington

Colorful caftans are all the rage in Scientology this Thanksgiving thanks to our OTVIII Goodwill Ambassador Kirstie Alley.

“Kirstie can rock a mumu like no one else,” said Tom Cruise as he prepared to celebrate an LRH Thanksgiving by donning the ritual cravat and throwing hapless Sea Org members into the foul waters of the cesspool at Int Base.

“The DB’s at Int Base need their ethics put in hard,” snarled Cruise.

TC.LRH