We at Flag Land Base make OT’s; that is our business. And our OT’s have major stable wins and huge successes in life. We share a few of their millions of their […]
Flag OT Success Stories
Tom Cruise Movie Stunt Goes Badly Wrong
Buoyed by the success of his Airbus plane-hanging stunt in Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation, Scientology OT and actor Tom Cruise decided to “up the gradient” to the next level of airplane stunt […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Shows How to Correctly Slug PC’s Using GAT II Tech
Acclaimed as a child prodigy auditor at St. Hill for putting in harsh ethics on his preclear in session by use of a quick rabbit punch to the stomach, COB RTC David […]
Troublemaker at Flag Land Base
“COB became VERY HIGHLY ENTURBULATED to learn that Leah Remini’s interview on 20/20 drew 8.2 million viewers,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “COB’s ruds were thrown out so violently that […]
The Shroud of Tom Cruise: The Proof of OTIX and OTX is Here!
Artist: Daniel Edwards Cory Allen Contemporary Art “”There has never been a better time […]
Top Gun II — Maverick Has a Secret!
In Top Gun II, Maverick has a secret: How does the aging OT jet jockey keep the flight surgeon from finding out he has a very bad case of hemorrhoids? And how […]
Secret RTC Briefing: Evil Billionaire Funding Tony Ortega
SECRET RTC BRIEFING – DO NOT POST ON THE INTERNET We in RTC have learned that an evil billionaire is funding Tony Ortega and his new book The Unbreakable Miss Lovely. Although […]
Vatican Selects Starbucks as the Official Coffee Kiosk of St. Peters
In global ecclesiastical news today, Vatican spokesman Bishop. M. Plant announced that Starbucks has been selected at the official coffee kiosk of St. Peters. “The new Starbucks is now open in the […]
Massive Stat Crash at Flag Land Base Threatens the Very Survival of Our Planet!
” An inky black darkness has descended upon the Flag Land Base,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO INT STAT CRASH INVESTIGATIONS UNIT. “My initial investigation has revealed that fully 84% of […]
Los Angeles Org Will Beat Any Advertised Clear Price!
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