While the IAS has sold faux-knighthoods in the past few years, this has failed to raise any real money. Whereupon, based upon actual survey, it has become evident to we in RTC […]
Church of Scientology Now Selling Sea Org Ranks!
Church of Scientology News: Burlwood Pen Burglarly!
Dr. Eldon Weiner of Freedom Magazine today revealed details of yesterday’s shocking burglary wherein 39,000 RTC burlwood pens were stolen from a Church of Scientology warehouse in Los Angeles. “The thieves ignored […]
Nation of Islam Scientologists Warn: Beware of the So-Called Jew!
COB RTC David Miscavige is pleased to promote the anti-Semitic musical stylings of his fellow Scientologists in the Nation of Islam. This song is well worth the listen to as it shows […]
David Miscavige Crowned Emperor of the Church of Scientology!
Today before a crowd of Scientology parishioners estimated at 12,000,000, Mr. David Miscavige was crowned Emperor of the Church of Scientology. Billions watched on television or online. The event was filmed and […]
Google Exposed as an NSA Front Group Designed to Attack the Church of Scientology!
“Google is not the ‘friendly search engine’ it pretends to be,” declared senior Scientology official Dr. Eldon Weiner. “After two years of investigation, we in the Church of Scientology have obtained incontrovertible […]
Church of Scientology Declares the Internet to be “Just Another Fad!”
Scientology haters post their meaningless drivel each day on equally meaningless wog hater message boards that exist only to attack the Church of Scientology and its leader Mr. David Miscavige. These wog […]
Internet Reputation Management Firm to Help Church of Scientology’s Reputation!
Crisis management expert Mike Sitrick is just one man, and a wog at that. Mike cannot possibly do enough to help stop the “Onslaught of Entheta” being directed at the Church of […]
Church of Scientology Warns of Deadly Entheta in the Bay Area!
A dramatic example of the Suppressive attacks on the Church of Scientology came recently in the form of an “anonymous” letter supposedly written by a disaffected Church of Scientology parishioner in the […]
Shelly Miscavige Is Not Missing!
As the Sea Org is making abundantly clear, Shelly Miscavige is not missing — and even The Church of Scientology’s paid off cops friends at the LAPD say so. This is all […]
LAPD: Shelly Miscavige Not a Missing Person
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that the Los Angeles Police Department has concluded that Shelly Miscavige is not a missing person after all. “This was a widespread misapprehension spread […]
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