“Due to extreme suppression of unprecedented magnitudes, Captain David Miscavige has declared a Global Fair Game Emergency,” exclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “What this means,” Delusion emphasized, “is that ‘top-of-the-bridge make-it-go-right kamikaze‘ […]
Chairman Miscavige Releases Heroic Documentary of His Conquest Over SP’s!
Chairman Miscavige today released his long-awaited $250,000,000 documentary. 92 hours in length and filmed in Panavision, this ecclesiastical extravaganza has a monumental title: The Glorious Technical Revolution of the Golden Age of […]
Not Sea Org Slaves Anymore!
Hello, We worked for David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology for many years. We signed billion year contracts but were given no benefits, no minimum wage, etc. If we got sick […]
The Church of Scientology’s Solution to the Unemployment Problem
“Our beloved Chairman David Miscavige has announced a bold new initiative to end the unemployment problem,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “The answer is to join the Sea Org.” “The […]
Ask Chairman Dave…
Please post your questions to Chairman Dave and we in RTC will reply on behalf of our glorious leader.
COB RTC Birthday Police Are Coming to Your Org!
COB’s birthday happens on April 30 and he expects heroic and monumental birthday gifts. Accordingly, the ultra-elite COB RTC Birthday Police will be fanning out to all Orgs beginning this weekend to […]
Super Power: Did You Feel That?
“This Super Power testimonial is in no way Cultic,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “People speak and act like this all the time after doing Super Power.”
A Man Once Arrested for Rape…
“Please to allow me to get this straight,” said Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “You mean to tell me that Linda Hamel and OSA are using a drug addict who was once arrested […]
Church of Scientology: Championing Human Rights
SP Gelato Chefs to be Attacked by the Church of Scientology
“It has come to the attention of we in the senior ecclesiastical strata of RTC that a new and virulent strain of SP has emerged,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “This new […]
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