…Tony Ortega reported that ex-Scientologist Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of Elvis Presley and former wife of late pop legend Michael Jackson, has been plotting to covertly undermine the leadership of the […]
Data collected by experts at the Scientology University of Science conclusively proves that the Earth’s poles will shift within the next 6-8 weeks. When the pole shift occurs virtually all life on […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion held a press conference today at Scientology Media Productions wherein he declared to the assembled homo sap media, “We in Scientology strenuously object to Louis Theroux’s […]
Newton’s First Law of Motion states that a body at rest will remain at rest unless an outside force acts on it. According to Newtonian physics, then, Scientology’s Ideal Orgs will remain […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today staged a a press conference in the rundown slum of Echo Park to express his ecclesiastical outrage at a billboard that paints the Church of Scientology […]
Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO INT Statcrash Police, today announced that all of the execs of the Ideal Pacifica Bridge (AOLA, ASHO and LA Org) have been busted and were ordered imprisoned for […]
We at Flag Land Base make OT’s; that is our business. And our OT’s have major stable wins and huge successes in life. We share a few of their millions of their […]
Over 50 Scientologists attended the annual grand opening of the Los Angeles Org. This year’s theme was the Org as the “Golden Deluxe Ideal Ark of the Covenant Org.” COB RTC David […]
At the opening of the Atlanta Ideal Org, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige took time in his speech to remind Scientologists that Scientology isn’t just about wearing racoon hats and opening new […]
“I was at Flag Land Base taking an afternoon nap in the Presidential Suite when I suddenly floated out of my body and went exterior,” said OT VII Tom Cruise. “I floated […]
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