Not really. We’re just using clickbait to lure you here for a free ARC break repair session at Flag. Our stat is “recover people back on the Bridge.” We need to recover […]
Church of Scientology Now Offering Full Refunds to Anyone Who Asks!
Scientology Western Movie Storyboard. Opening Scenes
The movie opens with Sam the Scientologist, played by Tom Cruise, being ejected bodily from a saloon and hurled onto the dirty streets of Wogtown: Scene 2: The bad guy “Imonda Internet” […]
Happy New Year from Scientology
We in Scientology wish you a glorious and unenturbulated New Year free of Psychiatric oppression by the Marcabs and other hostile alien races!
Looking Back: Scientology 2016
And now as we prepare to turn another page on eternity, let us look back on what we in the Church of Scientology did in 2016. We almost finished the fundraise on […]
Scientology: Confess Your Crime of Celebrating Christmas!
So you thought you could celebrate Christmas without we in Scientology finding out? Well you were wrong! And you will not be released from Scientology interrogation until you give us a full […]
David Miscavige wishing you a Sassy Christmas!
Church of Scientology Urges US Electors to Elect David Miscavige for President
Scientology Policy Directive: Policy on Missing Persons
Scientology Policy Directive Policy on Missing Persons It is a technical fact that a thetan, as himself, can never be missing. However, due to implants and amnesia on the wholetrack, a thetan […]
Church of Scientology: We Oppose Fake News!
“As the most ethical group on the planet, we in the Church of Scientology oppose fake news,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Unlike the truths we speak in Scientology, fake news is […]
Emergency Order to all Scientologists from RTC!
This evening all Scientologists are ordered to report to their Orgs to watch COB’s epic 1993 “The War is Over” event. Failure to report for mandatory viewing will result in an SP […]
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