Wog haters often taunt we in Scientology because our Founder “Ron” (his Earth name) was unable to foresee or predict the internet and the damage it would do to Scientology. Now […]
Why L. Ron Hubbard Was Not Able to Predict the Internet
Commodore L. Ron Hubbard Declared AWOL by the Church of Scientology
Commodore L. Ron Hubbard of the Sea Org dropped his old body on January 24, 1986 in Creston, California. Per his Sea Org contract he had a 21 year leave of absence […]
Mike Rinder Leaks Details of Scientology TV’s Entire Third Season!
We in RTC vehemently object to Mike Rinder leaking details of Season Three of Scientology TV. Now we know why Mike keeps an SR-71 spy plane. Our sources reliably inform us that […]
Scientology’s Position on Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin: Their Only Crime Was Getting Caught
Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin might as well be Scientology OT’s! These two thetans ignored wog law to get what they wanted for their kids. In Scientology we call this “making it […]
Scientology TV is not Unwatchable Propaganda!
VP Scientology TV Mr. Ken Delusion sat at his big desk and glared out the window at Sunset Blvd. He had just read entheta online. “Unwatchable Propaganda!” he screamed at the wog […]
David Miscavige Discount Sheet Sets Now on Sale!
“Actual research has shown that Scientologists who sleep on David Miscavige’s discount sheet sets experience, on average, a 2000% increase in case gain,” said Discount Sheet I/C Ken Delusion. “These luxurious 800 […]
Michael Cohen to Enter the Very Crowded Scientology Rehab Center for Convicted Republicans
“The Scientology Rehab Center for convicted Republicans is overflowing these days,” declared Executive Director Ken Delusion. “We in Scientology are the only group that can rehabilitate these criminals. We are the experts […]
Scientologist Katherine Fraser Uses OT Force Field to Stop Wog Journo Tara Brown of 60 Minutes Australia
We in RTC were shocked — shocked we say — when wog journo Tara Brown of 60 Minutes Australia recently showed up unannounced at Gold Base! Worse, she had journo Tony Ortega […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Purchases the Preserved Head of 19th Century Killer Diogo Alves
Executed in 1841 for a decade-long crime spree which included pushing seventy people to their deaths from the heights of the Aqueduto das Águas Livres (Aqueduct of the Free Waters), the severed […]
The Scientology Sea Org Prepares to Destroy the Internet!
“Declaring the internet to be proveable bullshit, we in the Scientology Sea Org are preparing to wage war against rationality, reason, sanity, and all other manifestations of the internet,” declared Fleet Admiral […]
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