Dr. Eldon Weiner of Freedom Magazine today revealed details of yesterday’s shocking burglary wherein 39,000 RTC burlwood pens were stolen from a Church of Scientology warehouse in Los Angeles. “The thieves ignored […]
Nation of Islam Scientologists Warn: Beware of the So-Called Jew!
COB RTC David Miscavige is pleased to promote the anti-Semitic musical stylings of his fellow Scientologists in the Nation of Islam. This song is well worth the listen to as it shows […]
David Miscavige Crowned Emperor of the Church of Scientology!
Today before a crowd of Scientology parishioners estimated at 12,000,000, Mr. David Miscavige was crowned Emperor of the Church of Scientology. Billions watched on television or online. The event was filmed and […]
Google Exposed as an NSA Front Group Designed to Attack the Church of Scientology!
“Google is not the ‘friendly search engine’ it pretends to be,” declared senior Scientology official Dr. Eldon Weiner. “After two years of investigation, we in the Church of Scientology have obtained incontrovertible […]
Shelly Miscavige Is Not Missing!
As the Sea Org is making abundantly clear, Shelly Miscavige is not missing — and even The Church of Scientology’s paid off cops friends at the LAPD say so. This is all […]
LAPD: Shelly Miscavige Not a Missing Person
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that the Los Angeles Police Department has concluded that Shelly Miscavige is not a missing person after all. “This was a widespread misapprehension spread […]
NO LEAH REMINI NO!
Leah Remini might as well have just kicked COB RTC David Miscavige right in the gonads! Tony Ortega just broke the news on his hater blog: LEAH REMINI FILES MISSING-PERSON REPORT ON […]
Scientology and Disconnection Further Explained
(We in RTC are pleased to feature the work of guest columnist Whostolemycog on today’s blog post. If you think you can handle the Bridge here for a day and want to […]
Where is Shellly Miscavige?
We in RTC don’t understand you stupid wogs. You blather on and on and on about how our Mr. David Miscavige is a sadistic and greedy monster, a vain sociopath concerned only […]
The Church of Scientology Does Not Practice Disconnection!
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today categorically denied the recent series of wild-eyed allegations that the Church of Scientology practices Disconnection. “The Church’s categorical denial of Disconnection is particularly true of […]
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