Former Church member Tiziano Lugli has just released a video on Tony’s Ortega’s blog. We in RTC deny the premise of this video that the Church of Scientology is an unhappy, controlling, […]
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Scientology: Global Red Alert!
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has declared a global red alert for all Scientology sectors following the Church’s legal loss in Florida. All Scientologists are hereby ordered to begin purchasing all copies of […]
Scientology: We Deny Financial Crimes!
We in RTC emphatically deny that the Church of Scientology is the alter ego of Captain David Miscavige — and Tommy Davis had best keep his mouth shut about such matters when […]
Scientology Super Power Beached on Fail Island
Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced the shocking news. “The Church of Scientology ship Super Power suddenly and mysteriously lost power in a raging storm. Whereupon Super Power ran aground and beached […]
David Miscavige: Let Them Smoke Crack!
Speaking today at Flag Land Base about the wave of recent attacks against Narconon Georgia, COB RTC David Miscavige tersely declared, “This may come as a surprise to the self absorbed Scientology-hating […]
Captain David Miscavige: Batten Down the Hatches!
The Church of Scientology has sailed straight into Typhoon Monique! Accordingly, Captain David Miscavige has ordered the crew to batten down the hatches. In order to prepare his ship for the typhoon, […]
MoneyGrabber by Fitz and the Tantrums
Don’t come back anytime I’ve already had your kind. This is your pay back, money grabber. Don’t come back anytime, you’ve already run me dry. This is your pay back, money grabber. […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Gives GTA 5 Five Stars!
Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige today issued a special RTC proclamation awarding Grand Theft Auto 5 a rating of five stars. “GTA 5 is just monster, everything I’d hoped for and more,” […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Cancels Super Power and GAT II due to SP Attacks!
As reported by Psych Grand Master Tony Ortega, COB RTC David Miscavige has cancelledthe October 6 opening of the building formerly called Super Power. COB has also cancelled the the October 6 […]
Will You Be the Next Mrs. Tom Cruise?
Now it can be revealed: The real purpose of COB’s giant circus tent at Flag Land Base in Clearwater is to host COB’s Beauty Contest. Once crowned, the winner will immediately marry […]
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