People who do not join the Church of Scientology and avail themselves of its mental technology will become “bloated corpulent wogs” according to studies conducted by the Wog Assessment Institute, a Scientology […]

Prototype construction continues on COB RTC David Miscavige’s historical, unprecedented, epic, and overwhelming Project Mouse Table. An aerial image from Google shows a 5,000 foot section of the dark red plywood-fiberglass prototype […]

We in RTC want you to be one of the next 2,000 people to get through OT V at AOLA. It is a fact that 10,000 people on Solo NOTs will tip […]

Fed up with theetie-wheetie dilettante pantywaist Sea Org members who can’t take the stern religious correction of kicking, hitting, punching, choking, being thrown to the ground, or having their heads smashed into […]

Their Reactive Minds buzzing and hopped up on psych drugs, the filthy and unwashed wog masses stampeded into retail stores on Black Friday in a frenzied search for useless MEST: Over ten […]

Today, we in the Church of Scientology bestowed our highest award upon Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca, this for his having handed out copies of The Way to Happiness in Inglewood, […]

Given the recent controversy with high-ranking generals going “out 2D” — which in wog language means having sexual relations outside of marriage — President Obama today signed a multimillion dollar contract authorizing […]

We in the RTC do not want mass panic to ensue when the facts are leaked by some deep-cover Psych spy within SMERSH. Accordingly, we wish to announce that the Church of […]

Each year, tens and hundreds of millions of people join the Church of Scientology and are 100% completely satisfied and so will remain Church members for the trillions of eons of years […]

It is just as we in RTC wrote yesterday: 92,000,000 US Scientologists– acting under the direct orders of Fleet Admiral David Miscavige – voted to reelect President Obama, this based on his […]