The Hollywood Reporter today announced that Scientology OT8 Jenna Elfman has been recruited as a regular on season 4 of “Fear the Walking Dead.” Finally! Wog television gets it right! Jenna’s career […]
Finally! Wog Television Gets It Right!
Scientologist Bobby Villa to Run for US Congress
“My sister Joy Villa is really stupid,” declared New OTVIII Bobby Villa. “You’d have to be a moron to vote for her for Congress. Joy is a completely occluded case who can’t […]
Is Your Baby Secretly Plotting to Strangle You While You Sleep? Scientology Can Help You Find Out!
“Don’t be taken in by their being cute or cooing. Babies are actually trillion year old thetans in new bodies,” said Senior C/S Int Ken Delusion. “And some babies come here from […]
Scientology Media Productions Inaugural Broadcast
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Hails Fake STAND Member Program as a Complete Success
“COB today congratulated Scientology phony PR front group STAND for reaching a milestone of 10,000 fake members,” Ken Delusion announced. “These mocked up Scientologists now outnumber real Scientologists,” Delusion noted. “Which goes […]
Kim Jong-un Attains State of Clear in Scientology!
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has just reached the State of Clear at Scientology’s Pyongyang Ideal Org. “I’m so happy to have finally reached the State Clear! I’ve eradicated my reactive mind […]
Tom Cruise Healing from Broken Ankle at Home
Tom Cruise is healing at home from a broken ankle he suffered earlier this month. The actor says he went PTS to Scientology and the Aftermath and blamed the show. “Like every […]
We in Scientology are not a Cult!
We in Scientology are not a Cult! Plenty of religions have paramilitaries, prisons, beat their clergy & conduct interrogations on members.
Reverend Bob Tilton Handles Scientology & Pulls Marty Rathbun’s Withhold
Church of Scientology to Open 1000 McDonald’s Franchises
“In a desperate and clutching last-ditch attempt to recruit new members, the Church of Scientology today announced that it would be opening 1,000 McDonald’s franchises in key cities across the world,” announced […]
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