In a new ecclesiastical ruling handed down today from the Church of Scientology’s spiritual headquarters in Hemet, His Holiness Pope Miscavige, the leader of the Scientology religion, decreed that a Scientologist’s IAS […]
David Miscavige’s Personal Astrologer Advises Aluminium Shield for the Tent at Flag Land Base
COB RTC David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu advised COB several months ago to seal his giant circus tent against “Suppression Waves” coming in from the wog internet. “Jyotisha-Vastu had a vision, […]
Church of Scientology to Attack and Beat Random People as an Exercise of Free Speech
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced a new Church policy whereby roving gangs of Scientology parishioners will, “Suddenly and without warning pounce upon and attack and beat unsuspecting random people […]
Unimportant “Red and Green Vols” Removed from Course Rooms at Flag
Taking a break from the whirlwind of legal challenges which he is heroically fending off, COB RTC David Miscavige recently conducted an inspection tour of Flag Land Base. During his inspection, COB […]
David Miscavige: Let Them Smoke Crack!
Speaking today at Flag Land Base about the wave of recent attacks against Narconon Georgia, COB RTC David Miscavige tersely declared, “This may come as a surprise to the self absorbed Scientology-hating […]
Church of Scientology Joins the Saudi Religious Police in Condemning Twitter!
As reported by the BBC, the Saudi Religious Police clearly understand the threat posed by the criminally suppressive Twitter: “Sheikh Abdul Latif Abdul Aziz al-Sheikh said anyone using social media sites – […]
Update on COB RTC David Miscavige’s Most Vital Projects!
We in RTC are frequently asked for updates on COB RTC David Miscavige’s vital projects. But then again, COB has so many vital projects that we can only update you on a […]
Grand Opening of Ideal Org Gas Station in Los Angeles!
Last year COB RTC David Miscavige quietly implemented a strategic new revenue strategy for the Church of Scientology that takes full advantage of the Church’s prime real estate locations. COB’s vision was […]
Attacks on Religion by the Hateful Wog Media!
We in the Church of Scientology are under daily attacks by the hateful wog media. However, we are not alone. All religious people who seek to do good are under attack from […]
$50,000 Reward for Facebook Criminal BlackRob!!!
We in RTC have received thousands of KR’s in the past eighteen months concerning a notorious SP who uses the name BlackRob. Posing as a Scientologist, the SP BlackRob has infiltrated a […]
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 