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Danny Masterson Joins the Sea Org CLO in Canada

“Danny Masterson wanted a higher purpose in life than acting,” said Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Danny also needed a billion year break from the entheta of Hollywood, a change of jurisdiction so to speak.”

“And so that’s why Danny joined the Sea Org in Canada. He has been transported to Ice Station Hubbard, a remote CLO Base somewhere north of the Arctic Circle. Accessible only by air, Danny made what was probably the last flight into ISH now that winter has set in. There’s no cellphones or telexes up there either. Danny is basically inaccessible and COB likes it that way.”

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Scientologists Taking a Stand

Scn.crybabiesWe in Scientology are angry, real angry. Right here, right now. If you wogs don’t stop attacking our religion right now we’re going to throw ourselves onto the floor and throw an incredible hissy fit like you’ve never seen!

You wogs need to get one thing straight: We in Scientology can put up hate sites, defend Scientology rapists and pedophiles, and savagely slander, libel, and lie about people because that is protected religious activity.

On the other hand, if you wogs don’t stop attacking Scientology’s protected religious activities, we in Scientology will scream uncontrollably like petulant crybabies and have STAND wallpaper Twitter with millions of tweets!

So stop attacking our religion right now you bunch of haters, bigots, SP’s, queers, sluts, Communists, perverts, whores, degraded beings, homo saps, 1.1’s, Psychs, sluts, faggots, bitter defrocked apostates, and jokers & degraders!