COB RTC David Miscavige is the single most important being in the universe. He is more important than any head of state, movie star, and certainly far more important than Louis Farrakhan, […]
COB Discovers Anonymous’ Secret Cyborg Factory!
COB RTC David Miscavige has once again done the miraculous. While recently exterior with full perceptics and operating with his Super Powers, COB factually located Anonymous’ secret Cyborg factory. In doing so, […]
Scientologist Will Smith Badly Beaten by Newspaper Reporter!
The news out of of Hollywood is shocking. Some stupid fictional wog story about a man from a another planet who has “Super Power” is making fantastic sums of money! We in […]
Church of Scientology Now Selling Babies!
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that the Church was selling newborn babies donated by its parishioners. “It takes a great deal of wherewithal, or money, to go up Scientology’s […]
David Miscavige: New Bridge for OTXIII and Beyond!
COB RTC David Miscavige today electrified Scientologists with a new breakthrough technical announcement of magnitudes. “COB does a great deal of why finding,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion explained. “And COB has found […]
David Miscavige to the Rescue!
Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that Golden Era Productions is making an epic film about Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige. Entitled David Miscavige to the Rescue, the film is a $200,000,000 […]
Obama, NSA, and Google are Spying on the Church of Scientology!
The Office of Special Affairs (OSA) has just concluded its top secret briefing of Fleet Admiral David Miscavige on the vast spying campaign being waged against the Church of Scientology. The perpetrators […]
The Church of Scientology Explained Using the Art of Jack Chick – Part 1
COB RTC David Miscavige has guided the Church of Scientology into an era of unprecedented expansion. Working from his modest quarters in the RTC Building at Int Base, Mr. Miscavige regularly meets […]
The Antago Crims
SECRET BRIEFING We in the Religious Technology Center (RTC) have recently been made aware of a very dangerous new group of wholetrack criminals whose very existence threatens both this planet and the […]
Catholic Exorcist Has Sent 160,000 Demons Back to Hell — The Church of Scientology Can Do Much Better Than That!
The top exorcist in the Catholic Church — who himself looks like a hobbit, a demon, or a gnome — is trumpeting the fact that he has sent 160,000 demons back to […]
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