“With Sea Org recruitment at an all time low, we in Scientology have decided to target children,” announced Ken Delusion.
“We’re using colorful clown vending machines at toy stores, ice cream parlors, and other places children like.”
“As a child approaches the colorful vending machine, a trap door opens up and swallows the child.”
“Children are nothing more than trillion year old thetans in little bodies. Sea Org life will toughen up these freeloading little phonies who want to exploit “growing up” into their 20’s!
