We in the Church of Scientology have decreed that our ecclesiastical leader Captain David Miscavige is above the law and therefore cannot be deposed in any wog legal proceeding. Our Supreme Scientology […]
US Customs officials at the Port of Los Angeles last week ordered 250,000,000 new Scientology Mark VIII e-meters returned to China, this after mistaking the distinctive Scientology electropsychometer for the Hasbro Easy […]
COB RTC David Miscavige today announced that the Church of Scientology had obtained exclusive global rights for the Ouija Board from Parker Brothers. “COB is convinced,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion,” that […]
The credit card reader on the new Ultra Mark VIII means that auditing has never been easier! Simply slide your card and voila! You’re in session! On a related note, the RTC […]
In the wake of last week’s unprecedented ambush helicopter raid of Flag Land Base by two bitter defrocked apostates hellbent on spying on the Church of Scientology, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige ordered […]
COB RTC David Miscavige tonight declared himself God. The new Civilization has begun. You will be contacted shortly by the Church of Scientology about your duties and obligations to God. In the […]
RTC 15 November 2013 SUPPRESSIVE GROUP DECLARE JOHN P. CAPITALIST AND HIS BLOG John P. Capitalist and his criminally suppressive blog are hereby declared a Suppressive Group for their many HIGH CRIMES: […]
We in the Church of Scientology wish to clear up a misconception in the media: Tom’s Cruise’s main job is not acting; he only acts to pay the bills. No, Tom Cruise’s […]
The new Mark CV E-Meter will be released this weekend at Flag Land Base by COB RTC David Miscavige. “The big reveal,” said Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion, “is that the […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today hotly denied, “the allegations that COB RTC David Miscavige is a ‘paranoid and deeply disturbed individual’ who is in deep legal trouble.” “We in the […]
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