XVIII Outside the window the impatient Scientology PI’s inspected the dirt planter and found fresh footrprints. Kneeling to inspect them with his large magnifying glass, the lead PI exclaimed, “Elevator shoes. Bingo!” […]
XVI The impatient Scientology Private Investigators were at their wits end: COB RTC David Miscavige had gone missing without a trace in a very dark bathroom inside of the Ideal Org in […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced today that the Church would expand its ties with North Korea. “Both the Church and North Korea share a similar philosophy of values and so […]
XV COB’s bodyguards surrounded COB when he entered the restroom. Yet they had no idea how COB had managed to disappear in the dark bathroom. Bodyguard Vance told the PI’s that he […]
XIV COB RTC David Miscavige had seemingly disappeared into thin air. Senior RTC officials quickly arrived from Int Base to take over the search for COB. These officials ordered an “all hands” […]
XIII The fight that began in the small dirty man’s restroom spilled out into the hallways and course rooms of the Los Angeles Ideal Org. By the time HCO had brought order, […]
IV COB RTC David Miscavige has five main Sea Org bodyguards, all hulking brutes. Their names are Vance, Tony, John, Andrew, and Captain Howdy. The thing about COB’s bodyguards is that their […]
I COB RTC David Miscavige was in a state of rage and anger as he read the Knowledge Report on the filthy conditions at the Complex. This group of buildings in Hollywood […]
Speaking today from the Religious Technology Center Observatory in Commerce, California, COB RTC David Miscavige declared that the swarms of meteors savaging the Earth are caused by wogs attacking the Church of […]
Church of Scientology leader David Miscavige has irrevocably declared himself Pope Miscavige and will become the Vicar of Christ on Earth during the Papal coronation ceremony to be held at the Vatican […]
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