Scientology Sea Org Fleet Admiral David Miscavige today promoted Captain Tom Cruise to Rear Admiral and awarded him with the Order of the Operating Golden Thetan VIII, the highest medal ever given […]
“With the sudden and unexpected news of Jason Lee’s public announcement that he no longer practices Scientology, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered the new Church of Scientology Celebrity Routing Out […]
Hillary Clinton was exposed to the OT materials without the proper set-ups at Flag. As a result, she caught pneumonia and began freewheeling through her implants. Hillary called all of the BT’s […]
“Once again the Psychiatric Illuminati have attacked Mankind’s only hope of salvation when they burned Scientology scripture in their Scientology witch hunt,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Freedom Magazine has discovered that […]
COB: I hate Australia… I hate Australians! COB ASST: You hate everyone. COB: True. COB: How did I look Lou? Did I look great or what? COB ASST: You looked great Dave. […]
The September IAS fundraiser begins now! Vast and staggering sums of money are needed to fund these vital programs: 1. The Youth for Human Rights International RPF program. The dilettantes in YHRI […]
Speaking today from the set of Nation of Islam Scientology Education (NOISE), at the SMP studios the Reverend Doctor David Miscavige declared, “Off Source is the new On Source!” Explained the Rev. […]
“If you’re stuck on the toilet, then surely you’ll be stuck on your Bridge as well,” declared Dr. Juan Diego San Kool de Menthol, New OTVIII, three L’s completions, OEC/FEBC with gold […]
“COB Pompous Ass cologne is redolent of snobbery and elitism and yet has whimsical undertones of desperation, lies, and impending doom.” — Perfume & Colognes Weekly “It smells like ass.” Ricardo Flavio, […]
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